Saturday, December 02, 2006


This is what I like to call a "good investment". Here he is, the one and only Austin James Davison. I say that like I'm the father of the child, but I am quite simply the happiest uncle my brother has. This gift from God, was delivered on Dec. 1, into the most reliable hands this side of the mississippi, what some consider the "Jerry Rice of deliverers", people say he hasn't dropped not a one of his delivery's and hasn't missed a shift. He's delivered from hospitals, from homes, from the back of people's cars, he's even delivered from a rest area off highway 101. Anyways I'm so proud of my brother, he finally put the "stem on the apple" and has found somebody to carry on the name of ~Davison~. It's so beautiful...Davison. Really it's quite peotic. Apparently when the lil' boy arrived the only thing my brother could think of was "a boy!...and WHAT a boy!!!" Obviously the child has acquired a characteristic not common to most Davison folk...even that of my brother. Well I hope that makes him proud, I know my brother will rest assured when his kid finally has to face the dreaded showers of jr. highschool, fearing the teasing and name calling...ah, but not my nephew! He'll be the one picking on the stubbies, and the lil sprouts. And he'll come home and be fed steak and potatoes, and maybe an entire animal. He'll run for touchdowns, and date hot babes that mean nothing to him. He'll be loved by all, and score the game winning shot in the state championships. He'll be recruited by the most competetive universities in the country for every sport. He'll graduate the top of his class and marry the most beautiful women. And in light of all these things, he'll take credit for none of them. In spite of all his talent, looks, and potential he'll praise and revere God for all he has. Giving his time, money, and soul to the service of the Almighty. He'll keep God in his thoughts at all times, and never be led astray. He'll be consumed by Christ's love that died for him so that he may live, he'll be overjoyed in the arms of God and never shame is parents. These things I say, but only by the grace of God will it come true. Not everything exactly, but hopefully just the latter things. I love you Austin, welcome to planet earth, try to enjoy your stay, and if anyone asks you what you think of president Bush, tell them he was the greatest president for the U.S. at that time. Always defend the ways of the republic...always.